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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

recoveringtopanga:

Do you ever get a text from someone and knowing its in your phone just stresses you out?? You know you have to respond to it but you don’t even like looking at it.

revoltechs:

nature is amazing

revoltechs:

nature is amazing

lady-dixon:

The Walking Dead Season 2: Clementine is 1000% done

axleheart:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

poehlerbond:

what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life

FUCK

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Looks like it’s just you and me Spectre Knight

pila-pila:

1+1 = Ed

maria-amino:

500daysofevilexes:

This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.

god bless warner brothers
otherkin-isnt-a-thing:

Otherkin logic:
Pretending to be otherkin = bad
Pretending to be Cruella DeVille = good

otherkin-isnt-a-thing:

Otherkin logic:
Pretending to be otherkin = bad
Pretending to be Cruella DeVille = good

otherkin-isnt-a-thing:

It’s not very far off is it?

otherkin-isnt-a-thing:

It’s not very far off is it?

otherkin-isnt-a-thing:

skywaerp:

the blog otherkin-isnt-a-thing is bullshit and total garbage idc who you are if you support this blog in any way i will SERIOUSLY dislike you

Oh no! I might be disliked. How horrible, I don’t know if I can go on

What do I care if a green pool noodle or whatever you want to be dislikes me?

otherkin-isnt-a-thing:

What can we gather from this? Most otherkin are whiny American teenagers pretending to be cats and dragons as an excuse to be oppressed where there is none.

kiingjingaling:

when rly cool artists follow u

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

merkiplier:

This is a virtual hug, spread it to those who need it most!”