Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
Do you ever get a text from someone and knowing its in your phone just stresses you out?? You know you have to respond to it but you don’t even like looking at it.
nature is amazing
The Walking Dead Season 2: Clementine is 1000% done
Looks like it’s just you and me Spectre Knight
what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life
1+1 = Ed
This movie is too damn hilarious for its own good.god bless warner brothers
Pretending to be otherkin = bad
Pretending to be Cruella DeVille = good
It’s not very far off is it?
the blog otherkin-isnt-a-thing is bullshit and total garbage idc who you are if you support this blog in any way i will SERIOUSLY dislike you
Oh no! I might be disliked. How horrible, I don’t know if I can go on
What do I care if a green pool noodle or whatever you want to be dislikes me?
What can we gather from this? Most otherkin are whiny American teenagers pretending to be cats and dragons as an excuse to be oppressed where there is none.
when rly cool artists follow u
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
“This is a virtual hug, spread it to those who need it most!”