people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it
This speaks to me on an emotional level.
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
NO THANK YOU HUMAN.
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid